1 pack of playing cards (2-8 players) / 2 packs of cards (8-16 players) / etc. & copious amounts of alcohol. The cards are placed on a table face down, they don't have to be neat. Players then sit round the table of play & take it in turns to pick a card, start in a clockwise direction. Each card represents the following: 2,3,4 - Any suit, allocate a relevant amount of fingers for anyone self included to drink, can be split. Played immediately. 5 - Change direction of play. Played immediately. 6 - Thumbmaster. Keep on display and play anytime by placing your thumb on the edge of the table. The last person to place their thumb on the table, drinks half of their drink. 7 - Neckmaster. Keep on display and play anytime same as Thumbmaster but you place your hands behind your neck. half drink for loser. 8 - Toilet card. You don't go without one. Can be haggled for if you need one and someone else has one. Leaving for the toilet without card is a major penalty which is to be decided by the group at the time. 9 - Topic card. Played immediately. Name a topic i.e beatles songs and name a song each in order of play. Whoever can't think of one drinks half their drink. 10 - Question card. Keep on display. if anyone answers any question from you they drink half their drink. if you ask a question (anything at all - what's the time? etc) and they answer "fuck off" then you drink. if anyone tells you to fuck off by mistake (i.e, you don't have the question card) then they drink for rudeness. Jack - Strike a pose. Must be an obvious pose, keep on display and play anytime. half drink for loser. Queen - Everyone stand up and drink to the queen. played immediately King - If you get one of the first three Kings, go to the bar and buy a shot of any drink (any drink at all). when you have three shots mix them in one glass. Whoever gets the fourth king drinks it. played immediately, no wimping about waiting to feel good about it! Ace - Ring of Fire. Everyone begins drinking, only the person with the ace can stop first. then the person whose turn is next (depends on current direction of play) can stop and so on until everyone has stopped person on the other side of you is screwed! played immediately. General rules: No shouting, and when putting your glass / bottle on the table it must not make a noise if it does you drink. No pointing, and you must drink with your weak hand. Any broken rule results in two fingers worth of drink.